John Smith
hi im john. im a new grad looking for exciting opportunities as a
professional front-end web developer. my hobbies include skydiving and reading rfcs.
I also enjoy cats.
Work Timeline
2012-01-03 - 2012-04-03
██████ - Data Intern
- Sorted and cleaned data in Microsoft Excel.
- Participated in daily stand-ups and sit-downs as part of a jile team.
- Poured coffee for boss which increased work efficacy by 30x.
2012-01-03 - 2012-04-03
Human rresearch Lab @ Yell university - Research Intern
- Worked with GANs to optimize protein folding and analyzed data with R and GeneFindr.
- Increased folding productivity by 10x saving the human body $50,000.
- Completely re-hauled the production web service and databases without prior notice because they were bad.
Projects
Unsolicited Re-design of Goodreads mobile app
- Created extremely innovative mockup with the use of Microsoft powerpoint.
- Experimented with lo-fi technologies such as cardboard, masking tape, and hammer.
- Design increased user engagement metric by 10x.
LinkedIn Bot
- Automatically answers messages and spams recruiters on LinkedIn.
- Used modern front-end technologies such as Prolog and Adobe coldfusion.
